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finishedby5am:

Wow.

The human body is fascinating

I keep telling people this shit in real life and they don’t believe me.
I’ve seen it from multiple sources, and this just adds another (albeit usually unreliable) source.

This is actually legit, guys.  This is how your eyes move when you’re thinking about something.  It’s actually a good way to tell if someone is lying or not, because they’ll look to their left (your right, durr) when they’re constructing false memories, and to their right when they’re actually remembering them.

HOLY CRAP. SAVING THIS FOR FUTURE REF.

If I’m trying to remember a specific word I’ll turn my whole head to the right while I think about it.

NOW I CAN USE SCIENCE TO EXPLAIN WHY I TURN MY HEAD TO THE RIGHT WHILE WRITING.

My students/peers/teachers/&c. have ALWAYS pointed it out to me like it’s the weirdest thing ever HAAAA! SCIENCE!

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I’m reblogging this everyday.

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benedicthelps:

A Study on Serial Killers

Or the detailed guide on the oddly intriguing topic of Serial Killers. This guide is not for the faint-hearted. 

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The guide above is a very useful primer for those wishing to learn how to accurately depict serial killers. 

Just to tack on to what benedicthelps has put together here: below you will find a list of documentaries on various serial killers and a few interesting resources for further reading. 

A List of Documentaries about Serial Killers

• The Backpacker Killer
• Serial Killer: Elizabeth Bathory
• Serial Killer: Larry Gene Bell
• Moors Murders: Ian Brady & Myra Hindley
• Ted Bundy Biography
• Andrei Chikatilo Biography
• Serial Killers: John William Cooper
• Richard Cottingham’s 1st Ever Interview + Serial Killer Elmer Wayne Henley Interview
• Serial Killer: John Reginald Christie
• Serial Killer: Jeffrey Dahmer, Night Stalker
• Confessions of a Serial Killer: Jeffrey Dahmer
• Jeffrey Dahmer: The Monster Within
• John Wayne Gacy Documentary
• Serial Killers: John Wayne Gacy
• The Granny Killer: John Wayne Glover
• Serial Killers: Highway of Tears
• H.H. Holmes: America’s First Serial Killer
• The Iceman Tapes: Inside the Mind of a Mafia Hitman
• Serial Killer Documentary: Jack the Ripper
• Jack the Ripper
• A&E Biography: Jack The Ripper
• Serial Killer: Henry Lee Lucas
• Charles Manson Interview with Tom Snyder
• Serial Killer: Dennis Nilsen
• Serial Killer: Anatoly Onoprienko
• Serial Killer: Alexander Pichushkin, the Chessboard Killer
• The Pig Farm: Robert Pickton
• Dennis Rader: BTK Killer
• Internet Slave Master: John Edward Robinson
• Serial Killer: Glen Rogers, “The Casanova Killer”
• Serial Killer: Richard Rogers (The Last Call Killer)
• Serial Killers
• Serial Killers on the Loose
• Crimes That Shook Britain: Harold Shipman
• The Sketchbook Killer
• The Sacramento Slayer: Serial Killer Morris Solomon Jr.
• The True Story of the Silence of the Lambs
• Serial Killer: Faryion Wardrip
• Fred & Rosemary West: The House of Horrors
• Worst Serial Killers: John Wayne Gacy
• Worst Serial Killers: Gainesville Ripper & Unabomber
• Worst Serial Killers: Green River & BTK Killer
• Worst Serial Killers: Charles Manson, Ted Bundy & Zodiac

A Few Extra Resources on Writing Serial Killers

• Murder 101 by Denis Faye
• Wikipedia: List of serial killers by number of victims
• How Serial Killers Work by Shanna Freeman
• GoodReads: Non-fiction books about Serial Killers
• FBI: Serial Murder
• Evaluating a psychological profile of a serial killer
• 10 Most Common Traits of Potential Serial Killers
• 11 Common Traits of Mass Murderers and Serial Killers
• Serial Killer Characteristics
• Serial Killers’ Psychology
• Cracked: 5 Horrific Serial Killers (Who Are Free Right Now)
• Listverse: Top 10 Evil Serial Killers
• 14 Serial Killers Who Were Never Captured, In Order Of How Frightening Their Media-Created Names Are

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reblogging for future reference

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The End by Lang Leav

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ninth-level-of-awesome:

I love how Tumblr teaches us how to be perfect criminals.

Also, if you’re burying a full body, make sure you bury them vertically. Satellites orbiting earth look for holes that are approx. 6ft long because that’s suspicious. Ideally though, drain your body of fluids in a tub ((mix fluids with bleach and let them soak before draining and take precautions to keep your house from smelling like death from your sink and whatnot. Draining the body also keeps decomp at bay a bit and makes it easier to portion)) and cut it to bits. It’s easier to bury a head than a whole body, and takes less time so you don’t have to tell your neighbors, “Oh, I’m night gardening!”

Also, if a dog happens across it, it’s more likely it will devour a single body part than all of your ex-husband.

Another method is to put it into a septic tank. They’re a plethora of bacteria, and the smell of waste covers the smell of decomposition very well.

You should also destroy all teeth, massacre the face and burn fingerprints/remove finger tips to keep from identifying by anything other than DNA.

…I didn’t come up with these ideas, just what I’ve gleaned from reading on the internet.

i used to joke about Tumblr teaching us how to get away with murder, but fuck, man

the thing is when i see this i want to go kill a man just because i have the knowledge

thanks tumblr

Remember when you’re at the crime scene to wipe down all surfaces and then take the victims hands and touch things with them. Pick up cups and run the hands along table tops. A room with zero fingerprints is very suspicious.

If you live near the ocean you can drain the body and cut up the cadaver into small pieces then mix it all together with fish parts and dispose of it easily by pretending to chum the water for fish and sharks. Actually do chum the water a bit before dumping in your victim to be sure there are plenty of hungry fish around. Stick around and fish for a while so anyone who happens to see you won’t get suspicious. This way you don’t have any body parts lying around waiting to be dug up and identified. Plus you might catch a marlin or something.

PLUS YOU MIGHT CATCH A MARLIN

Jesus fucking christ Tumblr

This is great. But ya’ll forgot to make sure there’s nothing with your name in the trash that you dump yah body parts in.

If you can get your hands on some sodium hydroxide (e.g. from like a soap supply store, remember pay cash and use a fake name etc) this will totally screw the dna analysis from the blood if you spray the shit everywhere you wont even have to clean the blood at the scene up

AND, in prep the unlikely situation (if you didn’t follow these instructions correctly) your body is found, make sure you remove the mandible from the head and deposit it else where. Preferably a couple of miles (way over twenty I suggest) from where you hid the original body. 

The mandible is used in facial reconstruction a lot and without the mandible they cannot collect a clear picture of what your victim looked like. This was they cannot use missing persons as easily and if they do it would take them even longer. More than likely without the mandible, a massacred face, no teeth and burnt of fingertips you should be looking at your victim being a John Doe. For a very long time.

Oh and in case it hadn’t already occurred to you, buy a weapon to do the deed. Not an unusual weapon, not using a credit card, not in a main department store (preferably). I suggest everyday kitchen utensils or gardening equipment that would be common in most household homes. Look online and do some reason, the more popular a product the more you should use it. That way they can’t exactly look back at the sales records. 

And don’t keep that weapon in the house or anyway near your residence. Don’t even bury it with the main body. I’d bury it with the mandible myself. Make sure you leave no finger prints, wear gloves etc. This isn’t exactly rocket science so you should understand it quite easily.

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